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I’d Virtually Like to Not Play Tennis with You June 10, 2009

Haven’t we all heard the phrase, “If you can’t say something nice, don’t say it at all?”

what a racquetIt is a rule we should all try and follow closely although the internet, especially the instant-gratification personality of social media, can cause extreme carelessness.   When we are bombarded by literally hundreds of emails, articles, Tweets and status updates each day, it is easy to forget that there are real people involved.

Case in point, I have been a member of Meetup.com’s Tennis Group for several years.  As a member, I have participated in a few events and received the organizational emails and responses.  One thing about Meetup.com’s default setting – when one person replies to a Group email, everyone is copied.  This issue can be fixed by changing your default settings which will control the flow of emails.  As one can imagine, if you do not change the default setting, you can receive 70+ emails is one day!

One (self-proclaimed new) member sent a nasty email to the entire group about this large volume of emails and accused everyone of being dumb or inconsiderate since she was getting hundreds of emails sent to her work address.

Without dwelling on why she would use her work address for a personal activity, suffice it to say, she received plenty of feedback and none of it was nice.  Imagine my surprise last weekend when a new girl showed up for a local Meetup event.  As she proceeded to boss the players around, a jokester asked if she was the one who sent the spiteful email the previous week.

Guess what her answer was?  Guess again if she is welcome at future events?

My point for the anecdote is this one – in the virtual world, it is very easy to be brave and rail on others because it is faceless.  Or, lose control and your temper because you are having a bad day.  Would this girl have stood in front of a crowd of 200 strangers and told them off?  Accused each one of them of being stupid?  I highly doubt it but she did its online equivalent and received the same sort of playground justice.

How many times have you wanted to respond to someone’s ignorant or downright cruel comment or posting?   Or, remind them that you’re smarter or know more about a specific topic?  My advice – take the high road and let it go.  Not only will you look like the bigger person in the long run but also you just might have someone to play tennis with!

Quick shout-out to the Plaid Racquet, the best tennis shop in the world and first place I ever worked.

 

Donna Martin Graduates…to the Internet! May 12, 2009

As I begin the transition of my Blog to a more work-related one, I have struggled to find a good segue.

Who knew the Soap Network would be there to help?  As I sat on the couch, aimlesBeverly Hills 90201sly flipping channels, I landed on a relatively new, old-school episode of Beverly Hills 90201.  Intrigued, I settled in for the long haul.

The crisis du jour is whether or not Donna Martin should embrace this trendy new thing called the Internet and build a website for her retail clothing store.  As an online marketer, I was endlessly amused by the way the internet was represented around 2000.

  • Donna’s website could do all sorts of revolutionary things such as track inventory and allow people anywhere (yes anywhere) in the world to buy her designs.
  • For $20,000, an internet developer promised to place Donna’s website “all over the worldwide web so everyone could see it.”
  • After Donna wouldn’t go out with the developer, he refused to relinquish her site until she would agree to go on a date with him.

In the end, everything seemed to work out OK and Donna’s site was launched successfully…although there were still those awkward, unresolved feelings between her and David Silver.

Even though I am making fun of Beverly Hills 90201’s treatment of the internet, they actually brought up some very real problems I have seen as both a Project Manager and Marketing Consultant.

  • Functionality: does the site do what you need it to do?  For example, will you need to update your site a lot manually but you don’t have knowledge of HTML?  Ask your developer about a Content Management System (CMS).  Using one is typically no more difficult than editing a document in Word.  I think Creative Flavor’s CMS is robust and easy to use.
  • Visibility: the “build it and they will come mentality” has never worked.  Do you have an advertising budget to make your site seen?  How about organic search engine optimization?  Or, paid keyword searches?  A website is only good if people can find it.
  • Integrity: do you have a good relationship with your developer or hosting provider?  Do you have access to your domain name record and know how long it is renewed for?  Do you know who your hosting provider is?  These may seem like trivial questions but I have seen sites held “hostage” and it is a horrible situation.  Protect one of your most important assets–your website–by staying on top of this information.  You can look up your domain and hosting record here.

From Donna Martin’s attempt to go online to best practices for site development, I can guarantee you one thing – in 10 years, this posting will likely seem as outdated as 90201.  But probably not in syndication on the Soap Network…

 

Danger! This sign is really funny. January 23, 2009

Filed under: Miscellaneous Musings — beth26 @ 2:49 am
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The weather in Denver was freakishly warm last weekend so I dusted off my bike and took it for a spin around Golden.  Getting back on the pedals after a snowy December felt great and I couldn’t have been happier.  And, I discovered an added bonus – one of my favorite trail signs of all time, “Caution!  Staircase Straight Ahead!”

 

Now, I need my millions of loyal readers to take a moment and study this biking-stairspicture.  It’s actually quite funny.  First, look at how poor stickman is flying away from his bike.  I reckon he could sail 20 or 30 yards through the air by the time he’s finished this epic tumble.  Second, it looks like he must have stayed upright for a few stairs in order for the bike to gain such a pronounced downward trajectory.  Finally, if the sign-makers were going to throw stickman down a long flight of stairs, couldn’t they have added a little helmet?

 

Maybe I have always been obsessed with bizarre signage, though.  I remember the time in high school that the local Burger King had a sign on their marquee that read, “Now hiring closers.”  My brilliant friends (not that I was involved) decided it would be hilarious to steal the “c” so the sign read, “Now hiring losers.”  We felt like the smartest bunch of 15 year-olds ever.

 

So, as I wait for the next spell of warm weather, I’ll daydream about stickman’s headlong tumble and think about finding another funny sign.  Maybe, I’ll ride over to stickman with a Sharpie and draw a wee helmet on his head – I bet we’ll both feel better.

 

Oh, the Agony of Pants! The Fleecing of Ms. Chatterly January 8, 2009

Filed under: Miscellaneous Musings — beth26 @ 10:44 pm

I found a job last fall and, much to my good fortune, it is a solid company and I can work from Fleece Pantshome. Working out of your house has many positives – zero time spent commuting, controlling your schedule, etc. And, no dress code.

 

However, I am pondering if the last sentence – the one about the lack of dress code – may actually not be that great. For example, I just returned home from a meeting and the first thing I did was change into a pair of fleece pants (black with pink polka dots, in case you’re wondering).

 

Am I so spoiled I can’t wear proper pants? Am I now sentenced to a life of baggy track pants and shapeless, fleecy sweat pants? If it doesn’t have a drawstring, will I find it too restrictive? Should someone have a pants intervention with me? Is the next step a MuMu or a tasteful housecoat?

 

I’ve never been overly conscientious about fashion but I own some nice clothes and even a few suits (one gray and the other chocolate brown). At times, I have even received compliments on my attire! Those clothes now sit idle in the closet, seldom getting a second glance much less seeing the light of day.

 

So, as I contemplate my new fashion predicament, I’ll just relax, sit back and think about trying on a pair of “real” pants for old time’s sake. But, you know I won’t…

 

Oh, Holy Eggplant! November 25, 2008

Filed under: Children, Miscellaneous Musings — beth26 @ 2:48 am

I was visiting my two adorable nephews earlier this month and I returned home with an amusing tale.  Since I don’t live in the immediate area, I miss a lot of notable “firsts.”  First word, first step, first birthday cake, first day of pre-school, etc.  I, however, would have been entirely comfortable missing this “first.”  Baby’s first stomach flu.

 

Yep, just after we finished eating a delicious lasagna prepared by my mother, my sweet nephew looked around the table and then vomitted on her head.  What followed was sheer misery for the little guy – six hours of stomach distress!  Fortunately, by the following morning, he was feeling much better.

 

Since I was flying back to Denver the next day, I didn’t think twice about whether or not any adults would be affected by the stomach flu.  By nightfall, I was safely back in the Mile High City while my mother and sister were bed-ridden with this funky flu.

 

eggplantSince I felt fine the following day, I prepared a tasty dinner of stuffed eggplant in marinara sauce, pasta and red wine.  Feeling sorry for my sick relatives but determined to enjoy the sweet bliss of being germ-free, I ate several hearty portions.

 

What happened around 2:00 am will likely be the stuff of family jokes for many years to come.  I had the stomach flu!  After emptying my stomach several times, I lay quitely on the bathroom floor and contemplated my nephew’s first stomach flu.  All told, this toddling baby gave the flu to his older brother and 4 adults.  Additionally, he was responsible for the purchase of 3 bottles of antacid, 6 cans of ginger ale,  2 2-liters of cola and an extra-large box of saltine crackers.

 

Now that a week has passed and I am comfortably eating solid foods, I think it is a really funny story.  So often, I lament that by living far away, I miss all of the boys’ first events.  Talk about eating (or in this case, re-eating) your words!

 

No Business Like Snow Business October 24, 2008

Filed under: Miscellaneous Musings — beth26 @ 9:19 pm

Ok, I know most of us have succumbed to the tube and gotten hooked on crappy TV shows.  There’s nothing wrong with that…well, at least not criminally wrong.

 

Last night, I stumbled upon Ski Patrol on Tru TV.  Having lived in Vail for six years and being an avid skier, I just had to watch.  The series is completely dramatic – for example, if I am lying facedown in a pool of blood, I don’t need ski patrol to throw an iron cross or a daffy on their way to save me.  Flair is cool but maybe not on your way to save me.

 

Anyway, the show itself is good.  Plenty of drama, a little gore and a reasonable depiction of ski patrol life.  My favorite part so far was the 54 year-old aspiring snowboarder who developed an amazing potty mouth after breaking her ankle.  Trust me, I am not criticizing.  If my ankle was broken, you’d certainly hear me screaming some R-rated words.  Plus, she is learning how to ride at 54.  God bless!  My other top-rated scene was when a ski patroller was called to investigate two snowboarders building an illegal jump.  As the patroller stood there and supervised the dismantling of the kicker, the boys called him several bad names.  Best part – when the cameraman looked at the two snowboarders afterwards and one angrily asked, “Why does he have to be such a [expletive]?”  My response is, “Uhhmmm, dude, I don’t know.  You can’t fight the man, dude.”

 

I am also uncertain about the benefits of watching all of those icky-looking injuries just before ski season begins.  Yes, skiing is an inherently dangerous sport but do I need to see it every Wednesday at 8:00 pm?  It reminds me of the friend who tells you about a gory mountain biking injury as you’re both riding the chairlift to…you guessed it, go mountain biking. 

 

In summary, I’ll keep tuning into Ski Patrol because regardless of the added drama and creative liberties, it is still WAY better than watching Who Wants to Work for Diddy.

 

Does this Job Make Me Look Fat? October 10, 2008

Filed under: Miscellaneous Musings — beth26 @ 9:49 pm

Having been recently (and surprisingly) cast into the pool of job-seekers, I have been on lots of interviews.  With just a few exceptions, all of the interviews have gone very well.  However, I keep noticing a trend that is so eerily familiar, I just had to comment.  

Interviewing is like going on a first date.      

You start out by making small talk, then you address a few significant experiences.  After that, the conversation turns to goals and, finally, what each of you are looking for in an employee (or mate). 

At the end of the interview, you sit nervously and want to ask inane questions such as:

“I thought it went really well…did you?”

“Not to sound like a stalker but when can I call you again?”

“Did you like me?  I really enjoyed spending time with you…”

“I think we really hit it off…are you really going to call me?”

“I enjoyed our time together.  Do you think it will work out?”

I am sure I’ll find my ideal job-mate one of these days but, until then, I’ll just wait for the phone to ring and moodily think, “But he said he’d call.”

 

It’s Not Me…It’s You June 11, 2009

Filed under: Miscellaneous Musings — beth26 @ 12:33 pm
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Dear Bank of America,

We both know you have me by the short ones ever since I got a little carried away with my credit card in Vail.  I pay you each month, on time, and above the minimum in hopes that we can one day go our separate ways.

What I don’t understand is the constant phone calls? Not to ask for money but to try to sell me frivolous service after service.  Or, to warn me that you’ll do a better job of monitoring my credit score.

Bank of America, isn’t that a little rich?  If you were so concerned about my credit score, would you really have extended me so much credit when I was only earning $8.75 an hour yet living in ultra-expensive Vail?

I feel like you’ve never really looked out for me, even in the good old days when we were inseparable – the bars, ski shops, hell…we even went to Mexico.  I’ve never challenged you by disputing a charge in the 13 years we’ve been together.

Don’t I deserve a little better?  At the very least, stop calling me to talk about nothing especially around lunch or dinner time.

I get it…it’s my own fault for being in the situation.  But I just want to let you know, it’s over and I can’t wait to officially break up.

Sincerely,

Ms. Chatterly

 

BOB – Not Just a Palindrome November 25, 2008

Filed under: Children, Gear Review — beth26 @ 6:37 pm

Ok, so I typically review adult gear but from time to time, a company or product is so interesting, I feel compelled to write about it.  Today’s winner is BOB, a designer and manufacturer of high-quality strollers and bike trailers.  While jogging around the local parks, I see tons of these cool strollers so I just had to learn more about this company with a funny name. 

BOB was founded in 1991 in San Luis Obispo, California by Roger Malinowski and Philip Novotny. Philip was turning decrepit cruiser bikes into a lightweight. single-track bike trailers called the YAK. Robert recognized the genius of this idea and a partnership was formed.

The company was originally named Beast of Burden but the name proved long and unwieldy so, in true California fashion, it was shortened to BOB. Their first product, the BOB bike trailer, revolutionized the market with a patented QR attachment system that took advantage of a simple fact – all bikes have a rear axle! This placement is ideal for hitching a trailer since it provides optimal towing performance, a low center of gravity, compatibility with most bikes and excellent handling.

102293yellow000It did not take long for Roger and Philip to translate their knowledge and success with trailers into another product line – strollers. Working to design and build the “best-looking, best-performing, highest quality jogging stroller in the world” produced the BOB Sport Utility Stroller. This stroller features state-of-the-art suspension, rugged polymer wheels, folding frame and many other innovative details. Crediting their children’s testing of prototypes, Roger and Philip worked to ensure all strollers were high-quality, resilient and durable. After receiving requests for a two-seater stroller, the Duallie was introduced in 2001. Two years later, serious athletes and parents turned to BOB for a stroller worthy of being associated with the Ironman. This stroller has stiff shock absorbers and lightweight, high-pressure tires for superior road running and a tough welded frame for extreme durability.

BOB’s corporate offices are now based out of Boise, Idaho where many of the employees commute via bike – not because of high gas prices but because of the culture at BOB – using personal “horsepower” over resource-consuming products. This dedication to quality and innovation combined with an appreciation for enjoying the outdoors make BOB a leader in the trailer and stroller marketplace.

 

Traveling with Tots Not Tantrums November 25, 2008

Filed under: Children, Travel — beth26 @ 1:42 am

laptop-06-237Having spent many years as a front office manager for several well-respected hotel companies, I wanted to share a few thoughts about stress-free hotel travel with youngsters.  With the Holidays just around the corner, diaper bags are restocked and readied, portable snacks are packed but the one of the important parts – where you are staying is completely forgotten!  Avoid travel meltdowns and children (and adult) tantrums with these simple steps.   

1.) Do your homework. It pays to spend extra time researching hotels and lodging options until you find the right one. If you’re looking for amenities such as room service, a spa and car valet, a full-service hotel is likely the best choice. Or, if you prefer a more casual home-like atmosphere with an equipped kitchen and more living space, renting a condo or private home might be the right option.

2) Location, location, location. I cannot overemphasize the importance of selecting the right location for your needs. Most properties have links to maps on their website plus detailed information about local transportation. Take advantage of these services because no one wants to take baby on a 12 mile enduro-hike to get a cup of coffee.

3) Call the property. Once you have selected the appropriate lodging, call the property directly about two weeks prior to arrival. Most times when you are booking a reservation, you are calling through a central reservation service. Central reservations typically lack intimate property knowledge or use older information when describing the rooms and services. By calling the property directly, your odds of achieving tips 4-6 greatly increase.

4) Ask for the front desk or rooms control. Not only will you dazzle people with your knowledge of hotel jargon, but also you will increase the likelihood of speaking with someone who handles room assignments. By calling two weeks ahead, you will allow the hotel enough time to plan for any special needs such as early arrival, a crib, etc. Of course, make these requests at the time of booking but be assured, it’s always a good idea to reconfirm with the property directly.

5) Plan your activities. After you have confirmed your room, ask to speak with the concierge desk. If your little ones are old enough to attend children’s activities, these people can assist you with selecting age-appropriate activities and booking them in advance. If you are visiting a resort destination, these activities always book in advance. Speaking of booking in advance, if you are planning a special night out and require babysitting services, book those in advance, too.

6) Have fun. Traveling can be unpredictable and tiring for everyone so a good attitude is essential. Plus, since you have followed the previous tips, this one should be much easier!

 

Gear Review Alert: A Mixed Bag October 14, 2008

Filed under: Gear Review — beth26 @ 7:31 pm

Not only am I chatty about, well, everything but also I really like to ride bikes, alpine ski, cross country ski, snowshoe, play tennis, hike and just about any other outdoor activity.  Since I live in Colorado, the opportunities for outside recreation are endless.

So, I am constantly in search of gear that is highly functional and reasonably attractive (some gear works well but looks absolutely hideous).  To that end, I recently purchased a pair of Shebeest Breezer Board Shorts.  I love the Shebeest brand and I own several of their cycling jerseys.  Plus, these were on a killer sale (regularly $80 and I paid $40).

The over-shorts are awesome - fast drying, durable and comfortable.  They also look pretty cool.  On the downside, the removable liner (otherwise known as the chamois) is really a bummer.  It fits loose in the waist and very saggy in the rump yet tight across my quads.  Worst of all, when I ride bikes wearing the chamois, the chamois goes riding too…right on up there.  Need I say more?

So, if you’re in the market for a great and affordable pair of over-shorts, I highly recommend them.  If you want a comfortable chamois, look elsewhere!  Don’t say I didn’t warn you.